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Jet Demotivational Poster

UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS FA-18 FIGHTER - Awesome has a new flavor.

TAGS: united states marine corps fighter jet awesome flavor
Rating: 4.32/5

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Zed - November 23, 2009, 6:31 pm
5 lions, Todd, 5 lions.
Ed-Hyde - November 23, 2009, 2:05 pm
EPIC!!! Forwarding this to all hands at the air station.

A-10 WARTHOG - Face it the A-10 doesn't fly it just stares down gravity until it runs away sobbing and then, because it is so badass, the air just decides to get out of its way

TAGS: a 10 warthog usaf jets military
Rating: 4.73/5

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Bolverk37782 - April 27, 2011, 3:49 pm
You forgot the most bad a*sed weapon of the lot, for pure intimidation the 30mm Gatling.
IxLOVExYOU - April 26, 2011, 1:41 pm
the chuck norris of air planes.
smalltownguy - April 26, 2011, 10:33 am
One fuel pod, one ECM pod, four Mk 82's, one Maverick AGM, and two Sidewinders... Yep still got plenty of power to tow an F-18 (chuckle)
marlygirl - April 26, 2011, 8:32 am
so true! Great Po5ter!
ThrillerMan - April 26, 2011, 3:18 am
Did you know that Charlie Sheen is an F-18, bro?
440wakeup - April 25, 2011, 10:34 pm
What's with the missiles, I thought thats where they hooked up the f-16's


TALENT - The ability to spot a woman in a bikini at 3 nautical miles can't be taught in flight school.

J... E... T... S... - Just End The Stupidity!


TAGS: cycle imitation jet crash fail
Rating: 4.47/5

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Ozbad - February 8, 2012, 7:26 pm
I was thinking Hulk smash..
BeNiceToMe - February 6, 2012, 11:54 am
the h55d looks familiar :)

STAR SCREAM - You've FAILED me again....

TAGS: decipticons floatsam jetsam transformers megatron
Rating: 4.15/5

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OmegaReaper - April 23, 2012, 5:00 pm
I belive that it will leave a scar xD

TOMCAT - The single most recognized fighter ever. FOR A REASON

TAGS: tomcat navy military jet
Rating: 3.53/5

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Vanner - September 14, 2013, 6:07 pm
I would have thought the Spitfire or the P51 was the most recognised fighter plane. The Tomcat, probably the most recognised jet fighter..
AirStryke - February 14, 2010, 2:42 am
Well, with compliment of the Phoenix Missile, the Tomcat wasn't seen. But when it is seen, it is instantly recognized
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 1:44 am
Atually, with a compliment of Phoenix missiles, they are not recognized as often as bandits might hope.

COFFEE BREAK - Even on Christmas Eve, you've got to take a break sometime.

2010 DEFENSE BUDGET - Due to the economic downturn, F-22 stealth technology will now be replaced by a more cost efficient model.

TAGS: economy usaf air force f 22 jet plane car
Rating: 2.57/5

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Guitboxer - July 29, 2009, 8:07 pm
Sorry for being a douche, but those are F-15 tailfins
HAHA - May 29, 2009, 8:05 pm
Thanks too Nobamma. The worlds a safer place yeah right b****.


TAGS: jet outof fuel
Rating: 4.89/5

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Reality Lord - September 27, 2011, 6:21 pm

the curse of the spray of coffee through my nose....returns. epic Airman
Verdeckt - September 26, 2011, 7:56 am
...See what happens when you outsource defence contracts
LilyJ - September 26, 2011, 3:23 am
spelled "you're" wrong...
Greeny - September 23, 2011, 8:42 pm
The HUD needs 5erviced


TAGS: shark jet fear
Rating: 4.69/5

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Faceplant31 - August 11, 2010, 1:44 pm
Nice, 5L


TAGS: fear being stared at spray jet judgemental
Rating: 4.54/5

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NickDahlmier - February 20, 2016, 6:02 am
And when it's pin-point accuracy was most called upon to shoot, to help clear-up the mess I saw before me... blocking my view... it's eyes froze-over, blocking any emission it could make until they were cleared by natures efforts or mine.
steph1 - April 3, 2011, 12:06 pm
and instantly froze in total shock
CaptainBaked - April 3, 2011, 12:03 pm
It looks like that little sucker just saw me n****..
Cloudchaser - April 3, 2011, 11:39 am
Looks like a hood/bonnet mounted windshield washer sprayer

CHAOTIC GOOD - because rules are for the morally gray.

TAGS: jethro gibbs ncis alignment
Rating: 3.26/5

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Cubbybear - December 23, 2009, 11:23 pm
Gibbs is a real man's man

JET JAGUAR'S THUMBS UP - The only seal of approval you need.


TAGS: tebow jets sanchez
Rating: 4/5

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spcbruce89 - March 25, 2012, 4:53 pm
some tebow dude denver didnt want him

PURPOSE - The function of the naval aviator is a courier service for the ordnanceman.

TAGS: navy pilot fighter jet ordnance air craft carrier
Rating: 3.69/5

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Moonrage - February 16, 2011, 9:20 am
AO is the worst rate. All the fools become AOs
phydeaux - November 23, 2009, 1:59 pm
Aamen baby...AO...fist of the fleet...
Mongo - November 13, 2009, 4:26 pm
Umm, what if its a tanker hop?
Derek - November 13, 2009, 4:20 pm
Clever :})


TAGS: fighter jet zamboni
Rating: 4.69/5

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Aurielius - August 19, 2015, 4:52 pm
Civilians are clueless.
guyfox - June 19, 2011, 2:08 am

SMOKE ANGELS - Courtesy of the US Air Force.

TAGS: air force fighter pilot jet missile vortex smoke angel
Rating: 3.31/5

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lesterinside - January 29, 2010, 8:47 pm
More Taxes to support US Airforce Artist a**ociation.

PRUDENCE - Never fly in the same cockpit with someone braver than you.

BLACKLIONS - I always think of ‘Ride of the Valkyries’ when I see American Airpower... wonder what the Taliban thinks of?

TAGS: blacklions taliban jets
Rating: 4/5

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marlygirl - April 21, 2011, 1:49 pm
Chillax - January 29, 2010, 5:10 pm
Sorry I missed the "i" at least I got Al Qaeda right. Even with the missing "i", thought it was a great improvement over previous commenter's spelling.
DreMagnum - January 29, 2010, 10:45 am
Most military men know how to spell "Taliban"
bonefish - January 29, 2010, 10:39 am
Maybe not effective all the time but there is nothing more satisfying then watching the look on Talban or Al Qaeda terrorist’s face and the sh*t stain on his pants from the precision laser guided JDAM video***e as they see it coming from about 100 feet.
Sidereal - January 14, 2010, 7:55 am
i dont recon they think a lot TBH, all the air power in the world doesnt sem to have stopped them. you cant fight fanaticism from an arm chair ar 40,000 feet. ;)
Derek - January 13, 2010, 4:08 pm
Stingers I suspect

WTF!! - Brett FAVRE throws out the first pitch at the MINNESOTA TWINS game. I still love you FAVRE.

JET LI - If we were in Hong Kong you'd be dead right now


TAGS: jet flying black person pilot
Rating: 3.73/5

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LikeNoOther - May 15, 2011, 8:00 am
I actually said pilot, still nice one. 5L's

SOVJET AMRY SQAUD - In Sovjet Russia, this is our smallest Squadsize

TAGS: army sovjet russia
Rating: 1.76/5

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GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:53 am
This is the Tsarist Army from World War 1.
hjbookman - April 6, 2009, 10:57 am
LMAO @ f***stick
barockeva - February 19, 2009, 4:42 pm
In Soviet Russia, words misspell YOU!!!
that guy - February 10, 2009, 9:16 pm
WTF is Sovjet??? do you mean Soviet
Jim - January 20, 2009, 10:36 am
Amry? what the f*** is an "Amry"?

you think premium is expensive -

promises - promises -

$50,000 PER HOUR -

TAGS: cool jets
Rating: 3.57/5

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ronsart - November 7, 2009, 9:08 pm
Thx Mr. Timebomb!
timebomb - November 7, 2009, 8:54 pm
Ronsart, once again, a master piece.
timebomb - November 7, 2009, 8:53 pm
One of the best aircrafts ever built. Go Skunk Works. Mach 5 points for the work. Great job.
LogicDude - April 7, 2009, 8:44 am
Ah yes! The Udvar-Hazy Center...it is AMSOME indeed gentlemen!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - April 7, 2009, 1:55 am
I've seen that. It's awesome. The same place also has the Space Shuttle Enterprise, which is also awesome.
WTFO - March 22, 2009, 12:57 am
They have an SR-71 on display at the Air and Space Museum annex in Virginia (near Dulles airport). You can walk all around it and over the back on a catwalk. Very impressive.
ThePirate - March 21, 2009, 11:16 pm
I got to walk around one parked at an air show at McClellan AFB in Sacaramento... still remember it
asdf - March 21, 2009, 11:09 pm
There was a time where, if you were within a few yards of this, you'de be on the ground with guns pointed at your head. I actualy got to see one up close and personal just the other day. This was easily my fave cold war plane.
Bob from Toronto - February 20, 2009, 10:55 am
I heard of at least 1, one star general, who disagrees with the SR-71 having all of its capabilities been replaced by satellites.
BoneCD - February 16, 2009, 6:32 am
Pure genius...greatest spy plane ever built. To bad satellite spying rendered it obsolete!


HE'S A PATRIOT NOW. - Welcome to the Dark Side, Shaun Ellis...

TIM TEBOW - Getting into the "TIM TEBOW" busines, is the problems Don't start until after you sign him. Once you have him, YOU HAVE TO PLAY HIM.

Welcome to America -

TAGS: skedaddle bounce vamoose ondalay jet
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - July 1, 2014, 7:53 am

LOL...nailed it

I love rock and roll -

TAGS: joan jett
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - September 12, 2013, 4:51 am

Jet Jockies -

WHAT THE? - I only turned my back for a second to talk to Joe! I could've SWORE it was just here...

TAGS: invisible jet
Rating: 4/5

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Anonymous2 - June 13, 2010, 1:37 pm
Someone call 911, that guy's stealing Wonder Woman's invisible plane!
MasterMachine - June 12, 2010, 9:59 pm
lol, good one.
Spades - June 12, 2010, 5:42 pm
I'll keep that in mind. Thank you rerun!
rerun - June 12, 2010, 5:26 pm

see PM please
rerun - June 12, 2010, 5:25 pm

don't sweat it too much. I find a lot of material on news sites. As long as you can handle the "hazing" that comes with being new and using pics that have been used you will be OK.
Spades - June 12, 2010, 5:20 pm
Thanks. I have to admit, it's tough to find a picture that HASN'T been used yet!
rerun - June 12, 2010, 5:18 pm

different take on an older pic. nice



TAGS: blue screen calendar pop tart jet pack toast
Rating: 3.75/5

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SteveFurlong - July 3, 2012, 5:41 pm
My favorite Blue Screen story is about the USS Yorktown, which used NT to control ship operations ... and had to be towed back to port when that fine Microsoft product barfed. I hope the admiral in charge of procurement got a kick right in the balls.
EmilioDumphque - July 3, 2012, 2:27 pm
Shoulda got an iToast.
spacedog - July 3, 2012, 10:50 am
*B u t t e r*
spacedog - July 3, 2012, 10:49 am
HA! 5 b***er knives heading your way.

Brett FAVRE -

TAGS: football jets vikings
Rating: 3.67/5

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MissPriss - October 26, 2013, 12:07 am
Share this over at sporting breakdown site too.

WILLKOMMEN - Bienvenue Welcome C'mon in

TAGS: jet blue
Rating: 3.63/5

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440wakeup - August 16, 2010, 8:29 pm
A g** man threw a hissy fit

WHEN YOU'RE A JET, YOU'RE A JET - All the way From your first cigarette To your last dyin' day.




STATISTICALLY - Flying is the safest way to travel!

TAGS: air planes jets travel humor
Rating: 2.48/5

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uh oh - November 20, 2008, 9:20 pm
brown alert coming up

BRETT THE JET - Epic fail and nothing else

TAGS: brett jets fail epic
Rating: 2.13/5

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Bartimaeus - September 19, 2009, 11:42 pm
Brett Farve is the greatest thing to ever happen to football! Even if he has declined in these latter years, the man is still a living legen! Good day!

AIRBUS A380 - the most badass plane ever built

TAGS: airbus a380 plane air travel jet
Rating: 1.54/5
Cheech - May 23, 2009, 12:32 pm
I would say the most badass commuter plane. The most badass plane ever has got to be the F-22 Raptor.
Mr. Shiny - April 3, 2009, 4:08 am
Gentle and graceful? Ha! I have gone to the airport and personally watched it eat hundreds of people myself. The beast keeps taking more and more in until it is satisfied then it just flies off. It eventually comes back to feed again, but is always late.
anonymouse - April 1, 2009, 10:20 am
If i ever get to ride on it i'll probably be get a window over the wing
WTF - January 6, 2009, 12:44 pm
WRONG! The A-10 Warthog is the most bad-ass plane ever built! The A380 is a gentle and graceful giant.


TWA - towards the end, it looked like this

TAGS: twa airlines planes jets
Rating: 1.24/5
Geek - August 5, 2008, 4:48 pm
Do they serve TWA-Tea on those flights ?
K-Ro - July 30, 2008, 1:41 am
Looked like a DC-9 or American airlines?

Project Cancelled -

TAGS: jet roller coaster project cancelled
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - February 21, 2015, 11:12 am
what olds said
Oldsod - February 21, 2015, 11:09 am
How'd I miss this? Fantastic!
JesusWept - November 26, 2014, 9:31 am
Thanks :)
mizzdizz - November 25, 2014, 9:38 pm
Okay, who farted?!!!!!
Thedge - November 25, 2014, 4:10 pm
Did Richard Branson buy it out? Seems to be right up his alley. 5L

Famous Last Words - Jet -

TAGS: famous last words jetfighter try
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - December 28, 2015, 3:56 pm
Thanks, guys :)
mizzdizz - December 28, 2015, 12:51 pm
What a h**head! Darwin award will be issued! 5 LOL lions!!!
concern3 - December 28, 2015, 3:26 am
Funny a 5er
GaryO - December 27, 2015, 10:38 pm
luv this'n

She blinded me with science -

TAGS: and im still waiting for my jetpack robot and raygun at least give me a hoverboard
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - July 5, 2017, 9:46 am

But can you call Scotty to beam you up? No, really, can you?
mizzdizz - July 2, 2017, 4:55 am
My communicator is MUCH cooler than Capt. Kirk's!!!! ^!

Head towards the light... -

TAGS: jet engine fail
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - January 5, 2017, 10:49 am
At least its the exhaust and not the intake.... ^!